MY BROTHER DOESN’T BELIEVE ME THAT I LIKED THE STROKES BEFORE HIM EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS I BOUGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR ALBUMS AND I HAVE MULTIPLE STROKES TEES
AND HE JUST FUCKING ASKED ME TO NAME 3 OF THEIR SONGS NOT INCLUDING LAST NITE AND REPTILIA
are u fuckin kidding me rn i’ll murder u in ur sleep tonight (✿◉‿◉)
Basically my fucking sister took my two fucking new pairs of shorts without me knowing and then wore them all and now that I talked to her about this she didn’t even apologize you fucking shit.
don’t judge me for my language. I really don’t like her and I wish someone would marry her and get her out of here ASAP.
—update: I REALLY MEAN ASAP
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…