May 2013
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sarah-mark:
MY BROTHER DOESN’T BELIEVE ME THAT I LIKED THE STROKES BEFORE HIM EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS I BOUGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR ALBUMS AND I HAVE MULTIPLE STROKES TEES
AND HE JUST FUCKING ASKED ME TO NAME 3 OF THEIR SONGS NOT INCLUDING LAST NITE AND REPTILIA
are u fuckin kidding me rn i’ll murder u in ur sleep tonight (✿◉‿◉)
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Basically my fucking sister took my two fucking new pairs of shorts without me knowing and then wore them all and now that I talked to her about this she didn’t even apologize you fucking shit.
don’t judge me for my language. I really don’t like her and I wish someone would marry her and get her out of here ASAP.
—update: I REALLY MEAN ASAP
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Awesome French: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love... →
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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
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What if I were a guy
would I be hot
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Basically today my friends and I put our playlist on shuffle and used the songs to tell about our lives in freshman year. I gotta say the songs for each person are really consistent..
This is what we get:
- Girl #1: falls for a young and rich badass that she knows is trouble from the very first time they meet. He kisses with eyes open. He loves her yet is ready to dump her if she ever...
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so i wanted to start a revolution
sorry-so-sorry:
so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries
ok let me try again
what
that’s not exactly what i was looking for but
…
um
dang i thought i was getting somewhere
yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE
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WOW PISSED PISSED PISSED ^____________^
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So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...
– Sylvia Plath (via maxapophenia)
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keeprunningplease:
onefitmodel:
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
this went from 800 to 10,000 notes in 4 hours wtf
that’s an achievement
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simoncowell:
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harrystyles:
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
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demeaniac:
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
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how come people say they care about you when they actually don’t
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it’s time to move on