Some things The Strokes will never do.

• Albert: we'll never pose in bathing suits.
• Fab: I don't think we'll make movies, or have our own show one night on tv celebrating our music.
• Julian: we'll never get in a helicopter...
• Albert: ... because that's how musicians die.
• Nick: we'll never paint our faces black and pretend to be African.
• Fab: I'll never do a drum solo onstage.
• Albert: We'll never continue without a band member.
• Julian: If a member left we'd change the name because it wouldn't be The Strokes.
• Nick: We'll never ride on a bicycle made for five.
• Fab: I will never do a commercial.
• Nick: (laughing) It depends on what they're trying to sell, I'm not gonna show up for Right Guard Deodorant.